/1/ Say something humane, play for employees' and shareholders' trust. /2/ Lay off thousands of workers. Squeeze out a blandly sorrowful text and a few cold te

/1/ Say something humane, play for employees' and shareholders' trust. /2/ Lay off thousands of workers. Squeeze out a blandly sorrowful text and a few cold tears. /3/ Take the money and run, don't trouble yourself about leaving any envelopes. But if you have a pang of regret and must leave something, leave your little plastic bottle of cold artifical tears.