They should arrest you for misuse of statistics. Since this is a joke thread, I'll share one related to this concept: The police catch a man trying to sneak a

They should arrest you for misuse of statistics. Since this is a joke thread, I'll share one related to this concept: The police catch a man trying to sneak a bomb onto a plane, and question him. Man: I was doing it to increase the flight's safety! Police: How can a bomb make a flight safer? Man: Obviously I'm not going to set mine off, and what are the chances that there are two bombs on the same flight??