kind of a tangent, but about 3 years ago I was thinking of joining Planet Fitness (inb4 "they're the worst gym ever", perfect-enemy-good-etc) and thought "I kno

kind of a tangent, but about 3 years ago I was thinking of joining Planet Fitness (inb4 "they're the worst gym ever", perfect-enemy-good-etc) and thought "I know, I'll outsmart them and use one of those burner credit cards so if they block me from cancelling, I'll just shut off the card!". Well this must may as well be a class in Entomological Evolution because as soon as Consumerus Cardioworkii evolves a thicker exoskeleton against Gymnascus Financialus Capitalus, spc. Captialus evolves a defense against credit cards and goes checking-account only.