The blog entry should end with the guy waking up in a cold sweat, tripping over his bedlinen to get to his laptop, fumbling for his 2-factor authentication fob,

The blog entry should end with the guy waking up in a cold sweat, tripping over his bedlinen to get to his laptop, fumbling for his 2-factor authentication fob, and checking his bank account. Inputs the second factor key. Navigates to total in all accounts. Counts the figures, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and some cents. Counts them again. Breathes deep, and goes back to sleep. Thank God, that job interview was just a nightmare.