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Wait until you find out about mandatory meal plans!

by at_a_remove 3y ago

randomdata 3y ago
I knew it. Rising food costs are the real reason college is no longer affordable. Monsanto strikes again.
- at_a_remove 3y ago
  Not in particular, no. You seem unacquainted with the college fee structure. Some of them have Big Tuition, but almost all of them do the death of a thousand cuts, where you are subject to an endless parade of fees, so shameless that even the telcos are envious of the boldness of the bursar. It isn't merely mandatory meal plans and two years of students staying in the dorms, you have mental health fees and student union fees and ... well, it just keeps going. Really, as universities transform into "business for the sake of business" organizations, you get administrative bloat, which gets fed through an endless series of tacked-on charges.
  - randomdata 3y ago
    With tone deaf pedantry like that, I'm surprised you didn't also call out that Monsanto is no more. Its assets were bought up by Bayer and BASF quite a few years ago. You are slipping, my friend.
    - at_a_remove 3y ago
      I have friends at Bayer, so I am well aware. I got the joke, I just ... decided to ignore it because you've been doing this odd mixture of wildly-uninformed and vaguely hostile bits like "I suppose you're going to college because you don't already have the basic life skills to figure that out." for most of the conversation rather than engaging with the article or the rest of us.
      - randomdata 3y ago
        Yes, I know you got the joke. Nobody would have posted that if they thought I was being serious. It says nothing and doesn't make any sense with respect to the discussion that was in place before the dumb jokes started. That is why I continued to joke with you. I would have loved to talk about the original subject in sincerity – I maintain it is an interesting question – but nobody else wanted to. Not even you. Oh well. Such is life.
        at_a_remove 3y ago
        As I interpret it, the subject is "One of the causes of rising college costs is very fancy dorms." It appears I was talking about that, via the "yes, you have to stay in the dorms in many places" route. What were you talking about? I don't joke much on Hacker News, the culture doesn't really encourage it. I love to talk about this subject, as I have some insight into it, having my sticky hands deep into the faculty and staff data in a university for about a decade.
        randomdata 3y ago
        > As I interpret it, the subject is "One of the causes of rising college costs is very fancy dorms." The subject – which is really a question – asks why is housing considered a college cost when one has to incur a housing cost no matter what (at least for all practical purposes)? The closest thing we got as a response to that was a couple of people who felt it was a college cost because some institutions require freshmen to stay in campus-operated housing. There is certainly something to that on the surface, but we never managed to go deeper. Like, is the full rental cost a college cost, or only the cost difference between the student housing and an equivalent off-campus house? What about the colleges that have no such requirement? What about students who are not freshmen? While the food tangent was introduced in jest, it would have also been interesting to explore that as if housing is a college cost, then it stands to reason that food is also a college cost. Along with entertainment, car ownership (for those who own a car while in college), contraception, etc. We could have also discussed if that logic extends to other areas of life. Are housing costs a cost of running a business? That would be especially interesting as the tax man usually says no, except maybe allowing a small portion of the total cost to be reserved as an office cost. In that vein, perhaps only a small portion of one's student home – where they do their homework – should be considered a cost of college? But there was no interest. Which is fine. The jokes most everyone else brought instead were entertaining too.

Wait until you find out about mandatory meal plans!

randomdata 3y ago

I knew it. Rising food costs are the real reason college is no longer affordable. Monsanto strikes again.

at_a_remove 3y ago
Not in particular, no. You seem unacquainted with the college fee structure. Some of them have Big Tuition, but almost all of them do the death of a thousand cuts, where you are subject to an endless parade of fees, so shameless that even the telcos are envious of the boldness of the bursar. It isn't merely mandatory meal plans and two years of students staying in the dorms, you have mental health fees and student union fees and ... well, it just keeps going. Really, as universities transform into "business for the sake of business" organizations, you get administrative bloat, which gets fed through an endless series of tacked-on charges.
- randomdata 3y ago
  With tone deaf pedantry like that, I'm surprised you didn't also call out that Monsanto is no more. Its assets were bought up by Bayer and BASF quite a few years ago. You are slipping, my friend.
  - at_a_remove 3y ago
    I have friends at Bayer, so I am well aware. I got the joke, I just ... decided to ignore it because you've been doing this odd mixture of wildly-uninformed and vaguely hostile bits like "I suppose you're going to college because you don't already have the basic life skills to figure that out." for most of the conversation rather than engaging with the article or the rest of us.
    - randomdata 3y ago
      Yes, I know you got the joke. Nobody would have posted that if they thought I was being serious. It says nothing and doesn't make any sense with respect to the discussion that was in place before the dumb jokes started. That is why I continued to joke with you. I would have loved to talk about the original subject in sincerity – I maintain it is an interesting question – but nobody else wanted to. Not even you. Oh well. Such is life.
      - at_a_remove 3y ago
        As I interpret it, the subject is "One of the causes of rising college costs is very fancy dorms." It appears I was talking about that, via the "yes, you have to stay in the dorms in many places" route. What were you talking about? I don't joke much on Hacker News, the culture doesn't really encourage it. I love to talk about this subject, as I have some insight into it, having my sticky hands deep into the faculty and staff data in a university for about a decade.
        randomdata 3y ago
        > As I interpret it, the subject is "One of the causes of rising college costs is very fancy dorms." The subject – which is really a question – asks why is housing considered a college cost when one has to incur a housing cost no matter what (at least for all practical purposes)? The closest thing we got as a response to that was a couple of people who felt it was a college cost because some institutions require freshmen to stay in campus-operated housing. There is certainly something to that on the surface, but we never managed to go deeper. Like, is the full rental cost a college cost, or only the cost difference between the student housing and an equivalent off-campus house? What about the colleges that have no such requirement? What about students who are not freshmen? While the food tangent was introduced in jest, it would have also been interesting to explore that as if housing is a college cost, then it stands to reason that food is also a college cost. Along with entertainment, car ownership (for those who own a car while in college), contraception, etc. We could have also discussed if that logic extends to other areas of life. Are housing costs a cost of running a business? That would be especially interesting as the tax man usually says no, except maybe allowing a small portion of the total cost to be reserved as an office cost. In that vein, perhaps only a small portion of one's student home – where they do their homework – should be considered a cost of college? But there was no interest. Which is fine. The jokes most everyone else brought instead were entertaining too.