Oh, and before everybody starts with the PHP sucks blah blah blah, "you should use a language that's ideal, not any one that works", I would like to denigrate y

Oh, and before everybody starts with the PHP sucks blah blah blah, "you should use a language that's ideal, not any one that works", I would like to denigrate you for speaking English. It's not the best language! It's clearly inferior! Everyone should speak Esperanto!