In front of me = getting in my way Behind me = tailgating and breathing down my neck Bigger than me = gas hog with a masculinity issue Smaller than me = must

In front of me = getting in my way Behind me = tailgating and breathing down my neck Bigger than me = gas hog with a masculinity issue Smaller than me = must have a death wish to drive that tiny thing Nothing brings out egocentric attitudes more than getting behind the wheel.