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I spent 3 months in prison for getting drunk, stealing a row boat, and escaping from the police on said boat. My cellmates called me a low budget pirate. That
by askonomm 3y ago
I spent 3 months in prison for getting drunk, stealing a row boat, and escaping from the police on said boat. My cellmates called me a low budget pirate.
That was 10 years ago now. I've met tons of people like me who are otherwise in fields you'd associate with intellect. Some of us just have a knack for testing the limits of society.
- marcus_holmes 3y agoWhy is your username for everything not "low_budget_pirate"? Great story :)
- j-a-a-p 3y agoAt probably a similar level of intoxication we found a boat and used it to enter a military compound in the city center of a small town called Delft. Me and my companion who were in the military at the time thought that would be a good idea. The boat however was leaking quite a bit and sunk right after we arrived. We managed to get into the building, which had a museum, and found a nice spot to sleep. It was not a difficult choice, either that, a forced exfiltration or a nightly swim. The next morning the person who opened the building did not even try to contain 2 x 2m young men.
- fransje26 3y ago> a military compound in the city center of a small town called Delft You mean like, the military museum?