Can a man not wank it in peace without the government and a bunch of puritans sticking their noses up in his business? I'm sorry, I'm not some scummy politician

Can a man not wank it in peace without the government and a bunch of puritans sticking their noses up in his business? I'm sorry, I'm not some scummy politician who can carry on with a mistress en lieu of porn, or some rich asshole who buys escorts for "companionship". Can we not get over the fact that we're mammals who've got some basic needs?