Sometimes, I fantasize about what I would say if a genie in a bottle presented me with three wishes. "I want a billion dollars." But what if: - The money is

Sometimes, I fantasize about what I would say if a genie in a bottle presented me with three wishes. "I want a billion dollars." But what if: - The money is in a worthless currency - The money is stolen and must be forfeited - The money will be given, but on my deathbed. - The money is in 1 cent coins It's difficult to state what I'm looking for because there are side effects and interpretations that I can't even imagine, and even if I could, language is imperfect.