I understand this is an April Fool's joke and is intended to be satire, but I don't think that's made clear enough in the text. There's risk that a junior engin

I understand this is an April Fool's joke and is intended to be satire, but I don't think that's made clear enough in the text. There's risk that a junior engineer or student reading this will misunderstand it as sincere, and be dissuaded from technical work altogether. Make no mistake, there are plenty of people in our industry who hold genuine opinions like this and are more than happy to bash less experienced people for trivial tool choices.