For the past ten years I've worked at multiple companies where the engineers were issued Macs. We're talking about four companies and several hundred engineers

For the past ten years I've worked at multiple companies where the engineers were issued Macs. We're talking about four companies and several hundred engineers in total. And friend, this is nonsense right here: you don't get grey screens of death regularly, [...] and you don't have to reset the PRAM and SMC every goddamn week just to get the thing to boot. I don't know where you've been working or what the maniacs around you have been doing to your Macs, but I guess I worked with the luckiest ~250 Mac owners in the world because that stuff was not a thing for us.