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There is always piracy as ground truth and I'm content with it.
by Log_out_ 3y ago
There is always piracy as ground truth and I'm content with it.
- marcus_holmes 3y agoHow do you pirate a social media product though?
- squarefoot 3y agoBy meeting people in real life?
- mbork_pl 3y agoDoes meeting people face to face and talking about what happened in your lives count as "pirating facebook"? ;-)
- marcus_holmes 3y agohaha not yet. 2043: you have been fined for having an unlicensed social activity. Please ensure all future social activity is properly arranged via Facebook groups or a registered chat application.
- mbork_pl 3y ago2053: your social credit score was decreased because of unlicensed social activity and dropped below an acceptable level. You were not fined and you still have a lot of money, but that doesn't matter, because you are not allowed to participate in any monetary transactions (in optimistic version: besides buying basic food).
- hnfong 3y ago2063: Your MetaFeed has not been accessed for 7 days in a row. Due to the inactivity, your MetaReality Bank account has been suspended. This is to protect all parties from potential unauthorized intrusion. You have 7 days grace period to contact our MetaAI Agent to reinstate the account by passing the EZ-Reverse-Turing-Test (v0.513) to prove you are a fully biological human. After the grace period, we will donate the assets held in your MetaReality Bank account to the NeoSingularity project for the benefit of greater humanity. In case you require financial assistance, you can always sign up to sell your brain compute for Meta Coins at the rate of 35MC/hour.
- jw_cook 3y agoI especially like the detail that EZ-Reverse-Turing-Test still has a 0.x version number.
- jncfhnb 3y agoGotta go to an old folks home for that
- bee_rider 3y agoThere are various groups that post popular stuff from one social media site to another, so this could be seen as a sort of piracy* I guess. You can’t “pirate” Social Media’s original intended functionality, social interactions, because the content isn’t really the point. The connections are. *I mean, if we have to misuse the term, which is actually about threatening to kill/killing people and robbing their boats, to mean unauthorized copying