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Wanted: DHTML Rapist to demoralize and abuse Internet Explorer's layout and javascript bugs...

• aaronblohowiak 18y ago
  So, neither DHTML nor Rape are hyped in the media anymore. The reason the original post is so poignant is that it takes the current trends and out-trendies them, whereas your post is a regression of the current trends, and so is just annoying. That being said, I hate internet explorer enough to upmod you.
  • IsaacSchlueter 18y ago
    You're right, just regular old "rape" is so passe these days. What about "Web 3.0 Pedophile who can assault web browsers with JQuery and CSS, and convince them not to tell anyone, leaving them with life-long issues." (SVU's still on TV, right?)
    • axod 18y ago
      You need to include "Global warming denying athiest" in there somewhere also.
• icky 18y ago
  Wanted: Someone who can solve problems and write solid code. If you lie about these qualifications, you must fight our stable of real ninjas, who have never heard of the web, because they are too busy practicing deadly ninja moves.