A case I had when I was a World of Warcraft GM, many years ago: Them: I want my character undeleted please. Me: As a policy, we cannot always recover deleted

A case I had when I was a World of Warcraft GM, many years ago: Them: I want my character undeleted please. Me: As a policy, we cannot always recover deleted characters. How was it deleted? Them: My cat deleted it. Me: Your cat pressed the delete button on the UI, then typed “DELETE” and pressed enter? Them: Yes Me: … Okay then.