It's a new more advanced fire extinguisher that is 'smart' and has a touchscreen and it smells really nice* and what's even better, it's going to become illega

It's a new more advanced fire extinguisher that is 'smart' and has a touchscreen and it smells really nice* and what's even better, it's going to become illegal not to have one in california! so you better invest NOW!!! go to double U double U double U blah blah blah dot yadda yadda yadda *full disclaimer, this technology is patent pending** **doubly full disclaimer, "patent pending" in the sense that the invention is still to be invented, the panel of experts said 20 (more) years!