G-MiddleBoss: "Alright, the New Shiny Thing is ready to go boys! Better shut down the old cesspit as soon as possible. What about January, 'new year new me' and

G-MiddleBoss: "Alright, the New Shiny Thing is ready to go boys! Better shut down the old cesspit as soon as possible. What about January, 'new year new me' and all that!" G-Underling1: "Er, sir, we'd really like to do it, but we announced that we'd be closing it 'later in 2024'. Doing it in Q1 would not really be 'later', would it? Marketing would be whining again..." G-MiddleBoss: "Alright, alright, no Q1, we'll do it in Q2 - first month, though. I need that sweet cost-saving recognition, dammit!"