Most 5-year-olds are assholes. Once you realize that it is possible to train a child to not act like an asshole, you're pretty far ahead. Once you've trained

Most 5-year-olds are assholes. Once you realize that it is possible to train a child to not act like an asshole, you're pretty far ahead. Once you've trained your 5-year-old to not act like an asshole most of the time, you're easily in the top 5%