Look boy, my time only becomes ever more valuable as I age. I literally ain't got time for 'puter nonsense anymore. Did I really type in amazon.com correctly?

Look boy, my time only becomes ever more valuable as I age. I literally ain't got time for 'puter nonsense anymore. Did I really type in amazon.com correctly? Not amazn.com? amazon.cm? Or some other stupid typo that will send me straight to Scam City? In that time I could have gone to Google (which is my browser home page), typed in something vaguely resembling "amazon", and the first or second link will be amazon.com 99% of the time. I ain't got time.