Some day in the far future, or soon, we will all be humorless sterile worker drones, busily working away in our giant human termite towers of steel and glass. H

Some day in the far future, or soon, we will all be humorless sterile worker drones, busily working away in our giant human termite towers of steel and glass. Humanity perfected. Until that time, be especially weary of making such joke attempts on Amazon-affiliated platforms, or you could have an even more uncomfortable conversation with your wife about how it's now impossible for your household to procure toilet paper. Fear not though. A glorious new world awaits us.