You want me in your team. I am the voice of reason, of clarity. I will take your happy flow and make it sadder than a wheeping willow. I will write the tests, v

You want me in your team. I am the voice of reason, of clarity. I will take your happy flow and make it sadder than a wheeping willow. I will write the tests, verify the work, highlight the blind assumptions. I can coach juniors into mediors and seniors. I build bridges across teams and companies, pave ways and smooth paths so other engineers have an easier time getting results. And I cannot pass a coding test. Because I suck at tests.