4 ms·

I can't even fathom the rules for that - is it mass, texture, ease of departure? The mind boggles.

• BobaFloutist 3y ago
  Like many Olympic sports, I would assume there would be multiple categories: 1. Weight participants, feed them equally. Whomever has the shortest time time from start to end of defecation wins. 2. Highest weight of of single, uninterrupted mass. 3. Best form.
• deleted 3y ago
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