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> The war elephants weren’t so veteran and so the Roman’s were able to scare them off as they charged Just smear a bunch of pigs with flammable grease, set on

• NoMoreNicksLeft 3y ago
  Most war elephants were extensively trained with burning pigs. But they forgot to allocate enough budget for flaming porcine that year, and the mistake was fatal. This is why the Congress never fails to add pork to every spending bill, just in case the Romans return.