I read an older story to my kids recently, and the plot hinged upon a kid getting a stomachache from eating cucumbers and milk at the same time. And that seemed

I read an older story to my kids recently, and the plot hinged upon a kid getting a stomachache from eating cucumbers and milk at the same time. And that seemed surprising (since my kids do that all the time), so of course I googled for it, and ended up in a morass of blogspam garbage… they really have turned to shit.