I met friend I'd not seen for a while in a pub one Saturday, he had a dog with him, I'd not seen it before. The football results were on the radio, and when th

I met friend I'd not seen for a while in a pub one Saturday, he had a dog with him, I'd not seen it before. The football results were on the radio, and when they announced "Arsenal 0, Sheffield United 2" the dog jumped up the wall, then fell on to its back and started to make a strange yowling sound. "He always does that when Arsenal lose" he said, "So what happens when they win?", "Dunno, only had it 18 months". Thank you, I'm here all week. Do try the veal.