> […] the article is clickbaiting about male genitalia […] Are you implying that Apple is trying to patent smart cock rings as well? That does not seem likely

> […] the article is clickbaiting about male genitalia […] Are you implying that Apple is trying to patent smart cock rings as well? That does not seem likely as most users want their cock rings to be dumb rather than smart. Then, again, there is a remote attack + ransom demand threat vector which will likely scare most potential users away…