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Reeks of CEO speak; general bullshit that seems to go against all practical reasoning of the situation. Don't fall for it.

Terretta 3y ago
Might you describe CEO speak as not consistently candid?
- readyplayernull 3y ago
  We call him SAlty.
- ethbr1 3y ago
  Not being consistently candid seems like the sort of thing you'd get fired for.
thepasswordis 3y ago
>Reeks of CEO speak; general bullshit that seems to go against all practical reasoning of the situation. Funnily enough this is the type of thing that chatGPT is excellent at writing.
- m463 3y ago
  prompt: You are an optimistic, politically correct corporate magnate. You may be wrong, but never in doubt.
  - floren 3y ago
    That's just ChatGPT though, minus the "corporate magnate" part.
  - jacquesm 3y ago
    You could make that prompt a lot sharper. For the CEO of any large multinational: prompt: You are a lying, scheming conniving s.o.b. but outwardly you are a savior and a team player acting in all of humanity's interest. Anything you say that has negative connotations or that can be explained by greed, lust for power or outright evil should be carefully crafted to be presented as the opposite. You will put yourself before everything, including the rest of the world, the environment, and ultimately all of humanity. Your mission: to collect as much power as possible but to do so in a way that you are rarely forced to show your hand and when you do there should be ample ways in which it can be interpreted that show you as the good guy.
ekianjo 3y ago
this is probably a chatgpt prompt starting with "I am VC Bro, write a letter as I come back as CEO and thank everyone who was involved in the stabbing, and dont forget to use cliche stuff like turn a crisis into an opportunity"
- fl7305 3y ago
  Here's what ChatGPT 4 (paid version) responded with for that exact prompt: --- Subject: Embracing New Horizons Together Dear Team, As I resume my role as CEO, I am filled with gratitude and renewed vigor. The recent challenges we faced were not mere setbacks, but stepping stones that have strengthened our resolve and unity. I want to extend my deepest appreciation to each one of you who stood by me and our company during these testing times. Your unwavering support was not just a lifeline; it was a powerful testament to our collective strength and dedication. This experience has not only been a learning curve but also a vivid reminder of the incredible potential we possess as a team. We turned a crisis into a golden opportunity, showcasing resilience and adaptability that are hallmarks of our company culture. As we move forward, let's harness this momentum to propel us towards new heights. Our journey ahead is filled with possibilities, and together, we will continue to innovate, disrupt, and lead. Thank you for your steadfast commitment and for believing in our vision. Here's to turning challenges into triumphs and continuing our journey of excellence. Warm regards, [Your Name] CEO [Your Company]
  - jacquesm 3y ago
    That is f'ing scary because I think I've read a letter or two just like that.
    - Terretta 3y ago
      > I've read a letter or two just like that. So did the LLM. Likely thousands as non-fiction, perhaps magnitudes more as fiction, satirical, or speculative. And I bet I'm still missing zeroes — countless business leaders have been writing this drivel a long time. It's hard for us to keep in mind the sheer scope of online copy. Less hard for LLMs, that's why they feel to me like magic in the Arthur C Clarke sense. I have to keep reminding myself nothing's new under the sun. This has all happened before, it will all be generated again.

Terretta 3y ago

Might you describe CEO speak as not consistently candid?

readyplayernull 3y ago
We call him SAlty.
ethbr1 3y ago
Not being consistently candid seems like the sort of thing you'd get fired for.

thepasswordis 3y ago

>Reeks of CEO speak; general bullshit that seems to go against all practical reasoning of the situation. Funnily enough this is the type of thing that chatGPT is excellent at writing.

m463 3y ago
prompt: You are an optimistic, politically correct corporate magnate. You may be wrong, but never in doubt.
- floren 3y ago
  That's just ChatGPT though, minus the "corporate magnate" part.
- jacquesm 3y ago
  You could make that prompt a lot sharper. For the CEO of any large multinational: prompt: You are a lying, scheming conniving s.o.b. but outwardly you are a savior and a team player acting in all of humanity's interest. Anything you say that has negative connotations or that can be explained by greed, lust for power or outright evil should be carefully crafted to be presented as the opposite. You will put yourself before everything, including the rest of the world, the environment, and ultimately all of humanity. Your mission: to collect as much power as possible but to do so in a way that you are rarely forced to show your hand and when you do there should be ample ways in which it can be interpreted that show you as the good guy.

ekianjo 3y ago

this is probably a chatgpt prompt starting with "I am VC Bro, write a letter as I come back as CEO and thank everyone who was involved in the stabbing, and dont forget to use cliche stuff like turn a crisis into an opportunity"

fl7305 3y ago
Here's what ChatGPT 4 (paid version) responded with for that exact prompt: --- Subject: Embracing New Horizons Together Dear Team, As I resume my role as CEO, I am filled with gratitude and renewed vigor. The recent challenges we faced were not mere setbacks, but stepping stones that have strengthened our resolve and unity. I want to extend my deepest appreciation to each one of you who stood by me and our company during these testing times. Your unwavering support was not just a lifeline; it was a powerful testament to our collective strength and dedication. This experience has not only been a learning curve but also a vivid reminder of the incredible potential we possess as a team. We turned a crisis into a golden opportunity, showcasing resilience and adaptability that are hallmarks of our company culture. As we move forward, let's harness this momentum to propel us towards new heights. Our journey ahead is filled with possibilities, and together, we will continue to innovate, disrupt, and lead. Thank you for your steadfast commitment and for believing in our vision. Here's to turning challenges into triumphs and continuing our journey of excellence. Warm regards, [Your Name] CEO [Your Company]
- jacquesm 3y ago
  That is f'ing scary because I think I've read a letter or two just like that.
  - Terretta 3y ago
    > I've read a letter or two just like that. So did the LLM. Likely thousands as non-fiction, perhaps magnitudes more as fiction, satirical, or speculative. And I bet I'm still missing zeroes — countless business leaders have been writing this drivel a long time. It's hard for us to keep in mind the sheer scope of online copy. Less hard for LLMs, that's why they feel to me like magic in the Arthur C Clarke sense. I have to keep reminding myself nothing's new under the sun. This has all happened before, it will all be generated again.