Reminds me of my favorite George Carlin bit[1]: Here's one they just made up: "near miss". When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It's a nea

Reminds me of my favorite George Carlin bit[1]: Here's one they just made up: "near miss". When two planes almost collide, they call it a near miss. It's a near hit. A collision is a near miss. [1]: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/35854 https://www.quotes.net/mquote/35854