Think about how many snowplows are required to clear 100 miles of snow. Now think about rates of snow and rates of plowing. Now factor in total miles of roads.

Think about how many snowplows are required to clear 100 miles of snow. Now think about rates of snow and rates of plowing. Now factor in total miles of roads. You’ll find you need an epic amount of snowplows to be able to clear up after that storm. And then remind yourself while you’re sipping on a lemonade on a sunny and warm February day in central Texas that preparing for unlikely extreme weather events is stupid. How about, here’s a fucking idea, plan for hurricanes instead? Do they plan for hurricanes where you live? Well why not? I mean, think of the children……………