Oh, come on. This is the part where overly-literal engineers play the equivalent of the 8-year-old siblings "But I'm not touching you!!" game. Does anyone real

Oh, come on. This is the part where overly-literal engineers play the equivalent of the 8-year-old siblings "But I'm not touching you!!" game. Does anyone really question what the parent commenter was referring to with the phrase "conspiracy theory" given the context of this thread?