> Pseudomona Fucking Pseudomonas. Wife had appendicitis, or what looks like it. She had given birth a few months before and it didn't really go well. She had

> Pseudomona Fucking Pseudomonas. Wife had appendicitis, or what looks like it. She had given birth a few months before and it didn't really go well. She had to have emergency surgery, and was pretty close to snuffing it. Anyway, that healed, but she had some persistent pain, but that could just be scar tissue being a dick. fast forward a few months, she has text book appendicitis symptoms. Now, as she's a doctor, she knows what it is, I know what it is, but she refuses to actually go into hospital. I drag her arse to the GP, who looks at me and says: "why haven't you taken her to A&E" I told the GP, that the patient knows too fucking much and won't listen to a muggle. The GP turns to my wife and says: "you and I both know you need to go to hospital" She goes in for assessment. Cant see much on the ultrasound. Go for a slice and dice to section the appendix. Puss drained, appendix Yeeted, lots of IV antibiotics. Looks like a rampant infection rather than a swollen appendix. Important note: men, topology wise, you are a doughnut. There is a tube from face to arse, and everything is mostly sealed(lungs are excluded for simplicity). Women, are not doughnuts, There is a gap between the ovaries and the fallopian tubes, which from what I recall is only really sealed with "mucus". This means that bacteria can get in from the outside. The hypothesis is that either when my wife was being professionally fisted by the midwives, or when she was being crash sewn up to stop her bleeding to death after the baby was born, is when Pseudomonas got in. Thus, in conclusion, Pseudomonas can get to fuck.