If it makes you feel any better, I work for a not small company and Apple and Google both treat our app submissions the same way. We have rejections so often we

If it makes you feel any better, I work for a not small company and Apple and Google both treat our app submissions the same way. We have rejections so often we have a Slack channel dedicated to it, an internal FAQ, and automated checks we run before submitting. The "What's New" notes are a favorite for reviewers to nitpick. We recently had an app rejected because the "What's New" section included the phase "and other improvements." Nevermind that we'd been using that phrase for months.