It's simple, man, all you have to do to build quality software is just collect user stories, convert them into requirements, iterate the design until your desig

It's simple, man, all you have to do to build quality software is just collect user stories, convert them into requirements, iterate the design until your design elements capture all the requirements, something-something sequence diagrams, implement the design (cough/snort/choke/laugh), get final user approval and you're done! /s