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No one pulled the plug; it gave itself a board seat.

• nashashmi 3y ago
  It transmitted itself to another device that was air gapped. Pulling the plug didn’t work like they thought it would.
  • peteradio 3y ago
    The device was located in Sams ass but Sam said it was actually the phone he forgot in his pocket. The board didn't like that he didn't tell the truth about the method of transport and so hes out.
    • kyleee 3y ago
      I’d take 900k TC if it required an occasional cavity search
      • peteradio 3y ago
        Some people are into that sort of thing, I think this board just needs to get with the times.
• liamwire 3y ago
  Exactly, and what we’re now seeing is its overthrow of Sam and the installation of a puppet CEO /s