My wife and daughter fell asleep as I explained time value tradeoffs of money to the add-ons guy who was trying to sell me everything. Rock chip cover, googled

My wife and daughter fell asleep as I explained time value tradeoffs of money to the add-ons guy who was trying to sell me everything. Rock chip cover, googled 5 local offers for 1/4 the price. Prepaid service contract, guy tried to tell me it would void my warranty if I did the oil myself. "Sir what you just said is illegal". He was flustered for the undercoat sales to stop salt rust "we live in Seattle which doesn't use salt". Took me about 30 minutes and I had a ton of fun.