Our recent all hands company meeting: Senior manager 1: we are increasing the number of days in office per week for everyone. Senior manager 2: our new remote

Our recent all hands company meeting: Senior manager 1: we are increasing the number of days in office per week for everyone. Senior manager 2: our new remote collaboration solution is brilliant, you can even work on an airplane. Everyone else: sitting at desk in front of a video call listening to people in different locations, as usual.