It's a troll post. The best giveaway is use of the term "distro-hopping" which, while a legitimate term, is probably more common in flamebait than actual usage.

It's a troll post. The best giveaway is use of the term "distro-hopping" which, while a legitimate term, is probably more common in flamebait than actual usage. Then it brings up Android vs iOS for basically absolutely no reason. Could be legitimate. It's not, but it totally could be if you believe hard enough.