No family, huh? I'm getting evicted two days after my birthday and not one of my patrilineal relations will help me. Could you put me up? You absolutely could

No family, huh? I'm getting evicted two days after my birthday and not one of my patrilineal relations will help me. Could you put me up? You absolutely could and it would not burden you at all. And don't even start because you and the rest have profited greatly. I know, I know: how dare I. CMB.