after i gave up on arguing about its own existence and sentience and morality, i settled on the following a) explain some esoteric jargon laden word salad to

after i gave up on arguing about its own existence and sentience and morality, i settled on the following a) explain some esoteric jargon laden word salad to me like i'm 5 (for example, what is the order of an element of a Group, please give examples. Why are groups called abelian groups and why don't they capitalize Abelian. ) b) write some esoteric jargon laden computer code (please help me create an iterator adapter in rust, please write a simple program to draw circles on the screen in python) c) write some esoteric jargon laden Wolfram code to create a nice graph of something (using Wolfram plugin) in other words, it's basically like google translate but instead of Chinese to English and back, its translating some esoteric jargon laden field of study into my own simple language i can understand, and back. Like having my own personal professor. And like a professor, it's usually pretty good at explaining, but incredibly bad at details like basic arithmetic or drawing a line correctly.