How to prep for: blown bulbs, laptops left in taxis, projectors that get indigestion over your digital input, and viruses that spasmodically stream porn video.

How to prep for: blown bulbs, laptops left in taxis, projectors that get indigestion over your digital input, and viruses that spasmodically stream porn video. Can we use the term "ejaculate' instead of "stream?" It's kind of the same thing, right?