I can only imagine the boardroom meeting where this idea was first proposed. "So you're saying it's like a slot machine, except they can't win anything and jus

I can only imagine the boardroom meeting where this idea was first proposed. "So you're saying it's like a slot machine, except they can't win anything and just give us free money? Are you insane? What kind of idiot would sign up to that?" Two weeks and a beta test later: "I'm so sorry I doubted you."