A friend from the east once asked me: "How do you take a shit, in Siberia?" As I hesitated to answer, wondering if it was even possible during certain times o

A friend from the east once asked me: "How do you take a shit, in Siberia?" As I hesitated to answer, wondering if it was even possible during certain times of year, he said: "With two sticks - one in each hand - one for the feral dogs and one for the turd."