Mine is first.last@gmail.com. I get tons of email intended for the other "first last"s in this world. Most memorable are an employment offer as an environment

Mine is first.last@gmail.com. I get tons of email intended for the other "first last"s in this world. Most memorable are an employment offer as an environmental engineer in New Zealand, the results of an environmental survey for some commercial real estate development in Houston, TX, and bankruptcy papers from an attorney in British Columbia, CA.