"(Pro-PHP flamers: I started using PHP back in 1999. Your arguments are not new.)" See, that's part of the problem. PHP has been terrible for close to two deca

"(Pro-PHP flamers: I started using PHP back in 1999. Your arguments are not new.)" See, that's part of the problem. PHP has been terrible for close to two decades. It used to be even worse than what Eevee describes.