At the introduction I thought the article was trolling. In the middle I thought it was instead just an interesting way to present info about bows and arrows. By

At the introduction I thought the article was trolling. In the middle I thought it was instead just an interesting way to present info about bows and arrows. By the end I realized the author is serious and the premise is silly. If getting everyone to move to bows is feasible, why make that the goal? We should instead solve all conflicts with dance offs and rap battles. Ooh, or a walk off! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMer1HnluU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMer1HnluU