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Smart Pants Sound Alarm When Your Fly Is Undone
- jjgreen 3y agoThere are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. Paul Erdős
- hilbert42 3y agoI wonder how much that gels with Erdős' eccentric behavior? ;-)
- xrd 3y agoTo notify potential suitors in the area?
- hilbert42 3y agoPerhaps that's a good example of electronics for electronics' sake. If the fashion takes off then I wonder how long it'll be before practical jokers try to hack them. Of course, I can't deny such a device has practical value, I recall years ago about being somewhat mortified after having been at work for some hours and realizing my zip was down. In the meantime I'd walked from home onto a busy train and then walked some more to my office. Did I do it up at home, or when did it come down? There is no answer. Then there's the problem of zipper creep, one recalls doing it up but the latch that locks into the teeth doesn't quite catch. This leads to continually-checking anxiety until one ditches the pants. Zippers and I have a fraught relationship which I've mentioned in HN before, here I'm not only taking in connection with pants but generally. They break or slide undone unexpectedly, the teeth pull out, they inexplicably jam and cloth jams in the teeth not to mention the occasional harm they cause to one's person. Buttons may be less convenient but if one comes undone at least the rest don't do so in sympathy.
- anakaine 3y agoTo draw the attention of others nearby to look? Maybe they should do something more discrete, like a vibrate function.... heheh.
- tanseydavid 3y agoSmartyPants seems to be the obvious brand-name when they take this to market.
- extraduder_ire 3y agoI wonder if you could get similar results with fewer parts by measuring the resistance across the zipper teeth. Or capacitance, if they're coated/painted.