Stewart Lee: Please help doctor, I’m really depressed, is there anything you can do? Doctor: The greatest comedian in the world is in town, Stewart Lee, you sh

Stewart Lee: Please help doctor, I’m really depressed, is there anything you can do? Doctor: The greatest comedian in the world is in town, Stewart Lee, you should go see him. Stewart Lee: But I am Stewart Lee! Doctor: O right, sorry I didn’t recognise you, you’ve got really fat.