Give it 2 minutes, you won't be able to comment at all (since it just hit the front page) ... 2 minutes later, shadow-flagged (no longer in the top 600 posts,

Give it 2 minutes, you won't be able to comment at all (since it just hit the front page) ... 2 minutes later, shadow-flagged (no longer in the top 600 posts, no [flagged], no [dead]) ... ... 2 minutes later, [flagged] and [dead] Open for about 15 minutes, a bit longer than usual. Flagging-as-soon-as-it-hits-the-front-page a bit sluggish today.