I'd totally settle for the Internet circa 2000-2005 in a box, with a 1990's Google search interface. Gimme a VM, with maybe 20 or 50 TB compressed image of Wik

I'd totally settle for the Internet circa 2000-2005 in a box, with a 1990's Google search interface. Gimme a VM, with maybe 20 or 50 TB compressed image of Wikipedia, all of the early Stack Exchange and a few mailing lists or forum archives for Tex, Lisp and whatnot... and I'd be happy on my porch, in my rocking chair with a bottle of whiskey and a pipe to smoke. Why do you kids have to keep meddlin' with things!