You must really believe judges are dumb. So when the traffic stop goes to court, and it shows you were sitting on the toilet for the entire duration of the stop

You must really believe judges are dumb. So when the traffic stop goes to court, and it shows you were sitting on the toilet for the entire duration of the stop, then either: 1. The traffic stop must have never happened, the defendant is cleared of all charges, or 2. You are committing perjury. You go to jail.